Matt said the spark between us was gone. . . . so I tasered him.
I'll ask him again when he wakes up.
TAMARA KELLS The Brunette Lucy: I'm a free lance writer, who writes about family life, parenting, & the dumb stuff I do; always with an eye towards humor & optimism. My column ran for years on AOL, and has also been in the Town & Country & The Philadelphia Inquirer, Phil. Metropolis, assorted magazines & newspapers.I'm currently writing my book about my battle with breast cancer.
The Curious Case of the Brunette Lucy
She was pretty dumb.
