Thursday, July 2, 2015

Matt said the spark between us was gone. . . . so I tasered him.
I'll ask him again when he wakes up.


Monday, June 29, 2015

Don't ask me for childcare advice unless you want nuggets of wisdom like "always punch holes in the box so they can breathe." (wink)

The Curious Case of the Brunette Lucy

The Curious Case of the Brunette Lucy
She was pretty dumb.